Mr Poo will soothe all your toilet blues

Who would have thought that deep within the porcelain cavity walls of my Royal Doulton Delux toilet bowl lurks a seemingly putrid, hideous abomination of a character who occupies my every private sitting, soaking himself graciously amongst the stools of society.

Yes indeed, Mr Poo is his name, and if it has anything to do with toilets then Poo is the man.

Now you might be thinking, why the hell would I be interested in toilets and feces, why the heck would anyone be, but considering you visit your porcelain friend a few times a day, don’t you think its finally time that you at least lower your pride and for once in your life pay your respects. Considering that your toilet cops constant abuse from you day after day,  it’s certainly the least you can do.

Well, my friends there does exist a website that not only will introduce to you some of the most original of gifts but you will also be entertained with the photos and one liners from Mr Poo himself.

Mr Poo has a gift shop and it’s full of great original items, perfect as practical jokes.
Don’t know what to buy your grandpa on his birthday, why not buy him a piece of turd embedded in resin, a paperweight for those windy days while he reads his daily newspaper.
Had a breakup with your wife or girlfriend?, then why not show there’s no hard feelings by buying her a nice pair of koala poo earrings.

My Dirty Toilet, you’ve got to check out the site. Give the Poo man credit for originality and fun. I got a good laugh from this site and I am sure you will too if you open your mind and your toilet.

Check it out

http://mydirtytoilet.blogspot.com

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